Saturday, February 24, 2018

Mysterious ailment Afflicts Blogger

Sisters, brothers, comrades.  We regretfully announce that of one of the authors of this blog has been struck with an unusual ailment. As you can see from this video he was unfortunate enough to have come in to contact with the deathly Amanita Phaloides. This has proved his undoing.  Could it possibly be the work of Ivanka Trump who was very insulted with his previous post about her being an idiot?  Surely not. "Just because I make millions off the backs of low paid brutality treated Asian workers doesn't make me an idiot" Ivanka told FFWP. This all happened while our author was walking on his beloved trails. Was it bad luck? Will there be sanctions against Facts For Working People? You decide.

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