The MAGA Team in Government.

Shared from Michael Roberts’ Blog

 

MAGA Team in Government.

From Daracterus: 

 

"Often affectionately referred to as "pure f*cking evil" by her closest friends and by everyone who has ever met, seen, or heard her really, Kristi Noem is the woman Trump tasked with deporting people to Salvadoran concentration camps, after learning that she shot a puppy.

 

"Robert F. Kennedy Jr, the former heroin addict and self proclaimed imaginary brain worm survivor that once admitted to having eaten a dead bear he stumbled upon before burying the carcass in New York's Central Park at night, currently serves as the U.S. Secretary of Pestilence.

 

"Having once defended QAnon theories on a podcast as his crowning credential, Kash "Gentle Gaze" Patel is the first FBI director to have binged every episode of Ancient Aliens without blinking, which is not as impressive as it sounds given this man just does not blink in general.

 

"Kelly Loeffler is the Secretary of Agriculture who once invited Americans complaining that the price of an egg is now higher than the price of a chicken to see it as an opportunity and start raising chickens, much like she did with the stock she received insider information on.

 

"Lee Zeldin, a man deeply passionate about coal, oil, and whatever else can generally choke or poison you, is the current head of the Environmental Protection Agency, which works great given he does not believe in the existence of climate change, oil spills or clean water.

 

"Pam Bondi, a devout Christian who previously had an illustrious career as a lobbyist paid by Qatar to put to rest those mean rumors about all the slavery and human trafficking they engage in, is now the US Attorney General, trusted with redacting Trump out of the Epstein list.

 

"JD Vance, a man known for his dubious relationship with sofas, Peter "Antichrist" Thiel and more recently the grieving Erika Kirk, used to refer to Trump as "America’s Hitler" and declared himself to be a "never Trumper" right until he became Trump's Vice President.

 

"Pete Hegseth, a man who proved you don't have to be at war to engage in war crimes, is as passionate about Christianity as he is about alcoholic beverages and is currently the U.S. Secretary of War ordering random fishing boats blown up with Tomahawks around Venezuela.

 

"More commonly known as "the most flexible spine in the West", US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is a devout Christian that found loyally serving a pedophile to actually be in perfect alignment with the religious beliefs and values he publicly pretends to have.

 

"Having spent most of the last decade defending Syrian dictator al-Assad and denying that he ever used chemical weapons, Tulsi Gabbard, also known as "our girl" in Russia for her contribution to the "Ukrainian biolabs" conspiracy, is the US Director of National Intelligence.